id be glad to
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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