I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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