I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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