you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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