if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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