what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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