he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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