It was confusing and full of hummus
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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