1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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