She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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