Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize