I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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