The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
