hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
