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I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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