How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
How does one acquire holy water?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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