do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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