What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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