i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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