yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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