Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I would fuck him just for his dog
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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