Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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