so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Randomize
