You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
