But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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