Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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