google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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