We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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