She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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