Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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