You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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