"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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