..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I booty called her while she was in labor.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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