I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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