Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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