Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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