how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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