Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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