i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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