fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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