yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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