Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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