I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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