one two three fourrrrnication!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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