My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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