I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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