and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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