i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Holy sore nipples Batman
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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