is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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