me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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