Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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