Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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