Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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