How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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